Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,515 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (55/405 points)
Why? Why?
You're the inspiration.
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Earn $100 in total
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 7/29 (35/435 points)
Defeat the C&H dude.
Perform the final secret fatality in PDS.
Defeat C-3PO.
Perform the first secret fatality in PDS.
Defeat The Terminator.
Perform the second secret fatality in PDS.
Defeat Pico.
Double the gun, double the fun! Complete both PDS and Cyber Hell in a single sitting.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (115/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/300 points)
You escaped!